She looked perfectly into the camera
she looked perfectly into eternity u mean
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
live for the booty, die for the booty
— Something my friend told me the other day (via 11-am)